Real Dogs Run Naked™ “If She Misses Again, I’m Finding a New Home”
This tee is made for hunts where the dog shows up — and the shooter comes up short. Featuring original artwork of “Rip,” a retriever with a look of quiet disappointment, it brings humor to the highs and lows of a day in the blind. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a lived-in feel with minimal shrinkage, it’s soft, durable, and ready for long days outdoors — whether you’re chasing birds or swapping stories back at camp. Field-ready and full of attitude.
All measurements are in inches. Chest width is measured with the garment laid flat.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | CHEST WIDTH (Laid Flat) |
| S | 26 3/5 | 18 1/4 |
| M | 28 | 20 1/4 |
| L | 29 2/5 | 22 |
| XL | 30 3/4 | 24 |
| 2XL | 31 3/5 | 26 |
| 3XL | 32 1/2 | 27 3/4 |
Measurement Tolerances
Body Length: ± 1 1/4"
Chest Width: ± 1"
Real Dogs Run Naked™ “If She Misses Again, I’m Finding a New Home”
Sale price$30.00